The Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why’d you steal our garbage?! Collector’s Edition contents have finally been revealed. It contains the game, a gold sword stylus, a map of the Land of Ooo, a Book of Beasts guide-book and an Enchiridion SteelBook case. It’ll cost an extra $10!
There are also some new screenshots that were shown in Nintendo Power.
At some point in the game, Jake needs to be a bridge to carry you across into a new section of the game. But you have to wait until Jake wants to be a bridge in order to do it. The dialogue I wrote around it—which I’m not sure if this is going to end up in the game because I just wrote this the other day and it was kind of late—[is as follows:]
Hot Dog Princess would say, “Jake, before you go can you do me a kindness?”
Jake would say, “Sure HDP.”
And Hot Dog Princess would say, “Make your body into a bridge for me. A goopy flesh bridge so I can walk all over you. I wanna smoosh my tiny hot dog feet into your nasty back!”
Jake says, “No that’s super weird.”
And she says, “Please just think about it. Keep it in your mind.”
Jake says, “Well now I have to, because it’s gross.”
And then when you get to the bridge portion of the game, Jake will freak out and remember this crazy Hot Dog bridge fantasy and say, “Oh Glob! Hot Dog Princess’ bridge fantasy is eating away at my psyche. I have to know if I’m into being a bridge. Finn, walk across my back.”
And Finn says, “I am comfortable with this.”
And then they walk across the bridge together and Jake says, “Phew, I can safely say I’m not into being a bridge. It’s not a bad thing, but it’s not something I’d want to do over gorges willy nilly. What I’m saying is: I’ll be a bridge. Only sometimes, at designated markers.”
And Finn says, “Ok, that’s very helpful.”
And Jake interrupts and says, “But I don’t like it. I don’t like being a bridge. I don’t like it.”
What do I think of all this? I think it’s…MATHEMATICAL!